Zen Riddles are Strange
...and not that easy to answer.
A nice example gives you the box on the right > > > > > > >
This Zen riddles seems to be highly complicated.
How can you do something at a place, 100 miles away? Impossible.
Ok, you could phone somebody at this place and ask her to stop this bell.
But the riddle asks YUO to do it.
To solve the riddle means: take the question seriously but at the same time forget about it's logic and meaning.
A riddle is nothing but words, just words.
That's the first and the second step.
The third is to find something, mentioned in the riddle to play with.
Yes, to play with.
Zen riddles are about playing with reality!
Just in case you want to know more ....
"Cut a tree five hundred miles away from you. Cut it right now!!"
Right. Zen koans ask for the impossible to be done on the spot!
The solution has to be as mad and paradoxical as the riddle is.
Let's try a mad reaction to the cutting tree riddle: "Great job. Let's have a beer!"
That's a multi-purpose reaction to many Zen koans.
Unfortunately some people, especially Zen masters, may not want to have a beer with you. That's sad, but that's how they are.
What gives life meaning
Okay, to satisfy those guys who can't accept your creativity there is a "way of the rules".
- First rule to solve Zen koans:
Look for THINGS, mentioned in the riddle.
- Second rule: Look for ACTION mentioned in the riddle.
- Third rule: Look for the uttering of HOLY actors.
There's no holiness in the riddle above, but a tree, a saw or an axe are "things" and cutting is an "action".
Produce a combination of the first and second rules:
Move your hand with the saw back and forth and hum while cutting the tree.
This time the Zen master smiles thinly and nods.
Now you've a good chance to go for the next Koan or for some Zen practice
at Meditation Hall.
Besides madness and rule-driven solutions there other more simple Koan answers.
On the cutting the distant tree riddle just say: "Yes, a tree is green" or move your arms like branches of a tree.
Enough of cutting trees.
Let's try another Koan, a dog riddle: Why did your dog bark throughout the night?
Stupid question. Who knows why a dog barks? They bark, that's all.
But Zen riddles are not about explaining, but about the madness of everything.
"Let's have a beer", is again a good solution to the barking dog riddle. But as I said, not everybody appreciates creativity. Bark yourself, walk on hands and knees, lift one leg and piss, that may be more acceptable.
Why? Remember the rules? Let's try: What are the "things" of the riddle? Yes, the dog and the night. What is the action? Barking. Right? Combine them and there's another answer: Bow wow.
Other creative answers: "The moon is shining." Or: sniff and say: "Here's a stinking dog around."
Or just walk carefully: Step, step, step. Why? Don't ask. It just came in my mind.
In normal life this kind of reactions on a question or a problem would be seen as childish or mad. In Zen it's a sign of maturity.
For explanations of the rules on a personal level goto Zen Koans
Finding out how to answer a riddle or Koan can be time consuming, even if you follow my wonderful instructions.
You may look for help by books that comment on Koans, one's smarter then the other.
Don't hope for solutions, you'll only be showered with confusing Zen-talk.
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They believe in decoding hundreds of Koans leads to enlightenment
. Ok. Fine.
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